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guys give me some ideas for Christmas presents, I already bought
some, but now I just wanna sit on my ass and go to a website and order
some . You know I was just at Kmart the other day, not even
Christmas shopping, just needed some pants for work. Anyway there were
only 2 people working the registers and one line was long as and
the other line had two stupid s(together) with two shopping carts
full of soda. I don't know how many cases they had but their total was $199 and some change. Of course it took the slow lady working the
register even longer than it normally would have if the people in front
of me, you know, bought a sane amount of soda.
Anyway I go buy my pants pay get my receipt and when I'm walking out
the door the fat bitch just stops in the middle of the doorway. I
wasn't going to wait there and I wasn't going to say something friendly
like "Excuse me" cause really I wanted to say "get your fat ass out of
the way you fat pig."
I just squeezed past her fat ass, anyway this is why I don't want to go
shopping. A lot of fat obese ers out there that don't realize they
are always in my ing way. Can't even walk down an aisle without
some huge person being in my way.
It should be against the law to be so ing large. Or at least to go
out in public and get in normal sized peoples way. So what do you guys think are some cool gifts to buy? |
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Well first of all you need to get yourself a personality. Try 7/11 they
should have your size (extra num). Then you need to comprehend that the
woman that you squeezed by with such pleasant elegance, is your future
wife... Merry Christmas... Kill yourself. It's the gift that keeps on giving. |
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