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do you know top 10 gifts to give grandma ? |
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(in case you are wondering what to get Ronnie- just don't let her see
this!)
Top Ten Christmas Gifts to Get Grandma and Grandpa
By Cindy Carman 10. The Ultimate computer - Monitors their vital signs while they work
and beeps when they need a nap. 9. Champagne Carbonate - The light Champagne fortified with calcium. (Also available with extra estrogen and testosterone.) 8. Memorec Pocket Device - They'll never forget again. This handy
continuous-loop pocket tape recorder constantly records the last three
minutes of their memory. If they forget where they are, they can just
play back the recorder through the cordless earphones disguised as
hearing aids and pick up their last thoughts without missing a one. 7. Smart Mirror magically reflects how they really want themselves to
look. Full length mirror contains patented 3D holographic software
which removes extra weight and wrinkles, projecting an image they can
feel proud of. 6. Am I Dead? Handy home test kit includes pocket mirror for breath
detection, assorted pins to test pain response, brain-wave monitor,
electrocardiogram, and best-selling book "100 Symptoms of Death"
compiled by leading Society of Undertakers. 5. Epitaph Perfect - Latest software program from Word Perfect helps
them compose their own professional Tombstone inscription. 4. Chairwheeler Off Roader - Get a wheelchair for all their weekend
recreation. Choose from our all terrain or ski-mochair models. 3. Remote Control ID - Never loose Gramps in the mall again. At the
push of a button his radio activated wristwatch with global
positioning chip sends you the exact coordinates of his location. 2. Bright Smile Designer Dentures - A set of dentures for every
occasion. Choose from three popular styles: Model A5 -Elegant Gold
Tooth Dentures will dazzle their friends with a single gold tooth
fixed among rows of pearly white beautiful teeth. Model B4 - Fragrant
and flavorful Chocolate and Mint Enhanced Dentures will help them
avoid embarrassing denture breath. Model C-6 Our most sought after
Glow in the Dark Dentures will help them find their teeth no matter
where they have left them. All come with complete warranty and
designer label.
And the number One Christmas Gift To Get Grandma and Grandpa: 1. Bifocal Car Windshield. |
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